Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.discordia,alt.usenet.kooks

You've read the MAKE.MONEY.FAST posting, right?  Or at least some of
the spoofs of it?  Well, this one is just the same, only with April
Fool's jokes.

What, I have to write it out?  And waste all that bandwidth?  Why?  I'm
tired of typing.  Write it out yourself.  You know how it should go.