== THE 1994 ELECTIONS == It's difficult for Libertarians not to rejoice in the way that the Democrats were broken and humiliated on November 8th. Their party, and the phosphorescently putrescent garbage that serves it for ideas, have oppressed the legitimate sons and daughters of the American Revolution for longer than most of us have been alive. At the same time, especially after the way the Bill of Rights was betrayed by Republicans over the Brady Bill and the Feinstein Amendment, it's impossible not to be cynical about the ultimate value of a sweeping GOP victory. Libertarians are far from alone in this reaction. An e-mail correspondent informs me that our new Prime Minister, Newt Gingrich, has been saying that Republicans will really have to change things and keep their promises or next time the winner will be a _third party_. I myself heard Rush Limbaugh -- to whom, I shall believe for as long as I live, the country owes this long overdue moment of laughter and relief -- warning Republicans that if they screw this one up, "they're not taking me down with them!" Over the next two years, before the House of Representatives is up for grabs again, it must be the concentrated and unswerving purpose of Libertarians everywhere to impose and maintain an unrelenting pressure on Republicans to "really change things and keep their promises", exactly the way our brave and clever comrades did in Michigan and Arizona during the recent campaign. Including a promise they never quite got around to making, but which many voters somehow seem to have heard anyway, to repeal every gun law -- not even one of which is Constitutional -- passed in this country over the last 60 years. I assure you -- and I assure every Republican within the sound of my "voice" -- that this will be my concentrated and unswerving purpose, just as it will be the concentrated and unswerving purpose of the Libertarian Second Amendment Caucus. For if the matter falls into LSAC hands, it will go beyond repealing a handful of illegal statutes or abolishing the agencies responsible for enforcing them. It is our established policy (the only policy consistent with the intentions of the Founding Fathers) that every man, woman, and responsible child has a natural, fundamental, and inalienable human, individual, civil, and Constitutional right to obtain, own, and carry, openly or concealed, any weapon -- handgun, shotgun, rifle, machinegun, _anything_ -- any time, anywhere, without asking anyone's permission. Not only will we decriminalize concealed weapons carry and the act of self-defense, and pardon and provide full restitution to anyone ever harmed, or even inconvenienced, by victim-disarmament laws, we will arrest, convict, fine, and imprison any official who ever enacted or enforced victim-disarmament laws, and where a violation of individual or Constitutional rights has resulted in a fatality, impose the maximum penalty on all such officials. There can be no mercy -- or statute of limitations -- for crimes against the Constitution. If you think that harsh, remember how you felt, watching the Waco bonfire, knowing there were a dozen babies in there who'd served as an excuse for the illegal raid in the first place. Under the law of my state, it wouldn't matter if the victims set the fire or that some fatalities occurred among the criminals themselves, just that somene died during the commission of a felony -- in this case a government-approved felony -- and that the felons were therefore guilty of murder. If there is such a thing as a good law, surely that must be one. I don't wish to advise them -- I _want_ Libertarians to take power in my lifetime -- but the GOP could begin as a demonstration of good faith by busting Janet Reno, abolishing BATF, and purging the Clinton Republicans from their ranks like Bob "Brady Bill" Dole, Kay "Brady" Hutchinson, Jon "Feinstein" Kyl, Hank "Feinstein" Brown, and Spence "Chicken" Abraham. Otherwise -- as the establishment continues to lose control of the media -- we're going to hang these criminals around the neck of the Republican Party like albatrosses. Nobody has forgotten what they did and they're never going to -- any more than Simon Wiesenthal forgot. In general, Libertarians will use power -- if Republicans are unwise enough to hand it to them -- to eradicate every trace of socialism (an "idea" which violates the Ninth Amendment as surely as Brady violates the Second) from America and turn every square inch of it into private property. Since even a superficial examination of Republican policy reveals as much socialism -- in public schools, for instance, or the creation and handling of public lands -- as anything the Democrats ever imposed on an unwilling populace, the GOP had better be on its best behavior from now on. For us, for Libertarians, the election is _NEVER_ over.