Making Light:  Logic Puzzle (Open Thread 90) ::: September 09, 2007, 01:46 PM

debcha (#871)

  ... I'm afraid 'zaaaahmbies, on a jet plane' is the one that's been
  put on infinite loop on my mental stereo.

You mean something like...

The red-eye is quiet, it's half past ten.
My guts are growling like angry men.
Why don't you go to sleep and be my food?

My body's undead, my hunger is great,
I know what's just beneath your pate,
Already I can taste the spinal fluid.

So lean back and close your eyes,
Nod off and I'll claim my prize,
Your cranium holds everything I need.
I'm a zombie on a jet plane,
Don't want the drinks or nuts or multigrain
Oh braaains, it's time to feed.

I've always been able to nod off on a plane, until now.