Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Dan Hoey <haoyuep@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:42:45 -0400
Subject: Eliot Spitzer memorial scumfest

Holier than thou
Emperors take a pratfall.
Reporters all come.

It was interesting watching the local newscasters decide
"high-class prostitute" wasn't politically correct, so
they switched to "high-priced prostitute", then finally
"high-level prostitute."  Where's Gary Gygax when we need
a saving throw against a ninth-level studded leather whore?

Dan