Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: hoey@AIC.NRL.Navy.Mil (Dan Hoey)
Date: 19 May 92 22:20:33 GMT
Subject: Re: Drugged up cereal?

With regard to LSD in breakfast cereal, kei...@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com
(Keith Glasson) writes:

> Sounds like Ul to me. Doesn't food have to be inspected?

Well it's certainly a UL, but that doesn't mean it's impossible.  The
inspectors are looking for rat feces and mold.  Of course, if they see
some Blue Star(TM) tattoos they look a little harder.

If someone actually did hallucinate after breakfast, they would look,
and if there was LSD you wouldn't hear about it on AFU, you'd hear
about it on every front page and radio talkshow.  LSD is a much, much
bigger audience attractor than cyanide.

ObUL:  Recent reports of contamination of Blue Diamond almond products
with phosphorus from Blue Diamond matches have been hushed up by IBM
and the big diamond interests.

Dan Hoey
Hoey@AIC.NRL.Navy.Mil