Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
From: hoey@aic.nrl.navy.mil (Dan Hoey)
Date: 07 Nov 1994 22:28:41 GMT
Subject: Re: Natural Law Party?

Yesterday hoey@aic.nrl.navy.mil (I) wrote:

> But that may not be quite as silly as the Gugu Mahahaha Jijiji's
> traditional approach to levitation, which involves:
>     1. Sitting around cross-legged.
>     2. Hopping a couple of inches from that position.
>     3. Calling that ``levitating''.
>     4. Using meditation to increase their ``hang time.''

Thinking it over, I think I have mixed up two different gurus.  The
Transcendental Meditation/Natural Law/levitation/square root of one
per cent cultists are led by the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.  The Guru
Maharaj Ji was the "thirteen-year-old perfect master" who had a
different cult in the 1970s.  I don't know what happened to him
afterwards--maybe he grew up.

Dan Hoey
Hoey@AIC.NRL.Navy.Mil