Date: Mon, 04 Mar 2002 10:25:48 -0500
From: "Michael Walsh" <MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu>
To: <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Sporks? Toasters? [WSFA] Re:  Titles
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

The Fan Guest of Honor at CapiCon '60, the 1980 or so WSFA February =
Relaxacon was Proctor Silex.  Weird WSFAns.

mjw

>>> StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL 03/04/02 10:27AM >>>
	Well, I've also been a toaster on several occasions so perhaps =
being
a kitchen appliance is not all bad.

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Walsh [mailto:MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu]
Sent: Monday, March 04, 2002 10:21 AM
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Sporks? Toasters? [WSFA] Re: Titles

Kitchen skiffy: The Brave Little Toaster and The Brave little Toaster Goes =
=
To Mars.

Really.  And fairly fun stories, even for adults.

mjw

>>> StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL 03/04/02 10:20AM >>>
	Are you trying to make Ms. Gilliland my goddess?  I compliment =
your
good taste but, in the immortal words of C3PO, impersonating a deity is =
=
not
part of her programming.  Concerning kitchen utensils versus science =
fiction
characters, I've been forked over and spoonfed pablum many times and cut =
=
to
the quick on a few occasions, so I generally avoid kitchen utensils.
However, I find being a science fiction character quite satisfying.

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Walsh [mailto:MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu]
Sent: Monday, March 04, 2002 10:02 AM
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Titles

I believe in a previous message Ms Gilliland had Spork as part of her =
title.  So I guess it could go either way . . . woo woo.

mjw

>>> StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL 03/04/02 09:58AM >>>
	Are you refering to the kitchen utensil called a spork or the
science fiction character Spork of the Ayor?  Makes a difference how I
answer.

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Walsh [mailto:MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu]
Sent: Monday, March 04, 2002 9:31 AM
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Titles

You don't want to be a Spork? <g>

mjw

>>> StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL 03/04/02 07:45AM >>>
Mike,
	Thank you but I don't have any great need for this.  If I lived in
Britain, I would have a dead serious claim to be the Duke of Clarendon.
And, yes, Clarendon, Virginia is named for Clarendon, Britain.  However, I
don't live in Britain, and therefore bear the greater title of American
citizen.

Lee

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Walsh [mailto:MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu]
Sent: Sunday, March 03, 2002 4:29 PM
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Titles

Not happy with your job title?
http://title.flywheel.org/

Can be used by concoms too I expect . . .

Michael J. Walsh
mjw at mail.press.jhu.edu