From: "Strong, Lee" <StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL>
To: "'WSFA members'" <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Sporks? Toasters? [WSFA] Re:  Titles
Date: Mon, 4 Mar 2002 10:27:24 -0500
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

	Well, I've also been a toaster on several occasions so perhaps being
a kitchen appliance is not all bad.

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Walsh [mailto:MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu]
Sent: Monday, March 04, 2002 10:21 AM
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Sporks? Toasters? [WSFA] Re: Titles

Kitchen skiffy: The Brave Little Toaster and The Brave little Toaster Goes =
To Mars.

Really.  And fairly fun stories, even for adults.

mjw

>>> StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL 03/04/02 10:20AM >>>
	Are you trying to make Ms. Gilliland my goddess?  I compliment =
your
good taste but, in the immortal words of C3PO, impersonating a deity is =
not
part of her programming.  Concerning kitchen utensils versus science =
fiction
characters, I've been forked over and spoonfed pablum many times and cut =
to
the quick on a few occasions, so I generally avoid kitchen utensils.
However, I find being a science fiction character quite satisfying.

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Walsh [mailto:MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu]
Sent: Monday, March 04, 2002 10:02 AM
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Titles

I believe in a previous message Ms Gilliland had Spork as part of her =
title.  So I guess it could go either way . . . woo woo.

mjw

>>> StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL 03/04/02 09:58AM >>>
	Are you refering to the kitchen utensil called a spork or the
science fiction character Spork of the Ayor?  Makes a difference how I
answer.

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Walsh [mailto:MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu]
Sent: Monday, March 04, 2002 9:31 AM
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Titles

You don't want to be a Spork? <g>

mjw

>>> StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL 03/04/02 07:45AM >>>
Mike,
	Thank you but I don't have any great need for this.  If I lived in
Britain, I would have a dead serious claim to be the Duke of Clarendon.
And, yes, Clarendon, Virginia is named for Clarendon, Britain.  However, I
don't live in Britain, and therefore bear the greater title of American
citizen.

Lee

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Walsh [mailto:MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu]
Sent: Sunday, March 03, 2002 4:29 PM
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Titles

Not happy with your job title?
http://title.flywheel.org/

Can be used by concoms too I expect . . .

Michael J. Walsh
mjw at mail.press.jhu.edu