Date: Wed, 06 Mar 2002 11:16:52 -0500
From: Steve Smith <sgs at aginc.net>
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: papers, please
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

Michael Walsh wrote:
>
> >"Keith F. Lynch" wrote:
> >
> >> Similarly with today's evacuation of LAX because someone found what
> >> was obviously a toy grenade.
> >
> >It wasn't "obviously" a toy grenade until they opened up the guy's
> >luggage and looked at it.
> >
>
> Did they check to see if he a brain?
> Idiot.
> Suitable punishment for such stupidy would be to turn him over to the =
> passengers . . .

"A brain" is not required for air travel.  Just ID.

Once Upon A Time, I was coming back to Dulles from the UK.  On the
people eater from the plane to the terminal, a Jerk started saying
things (loudly) like "I hope they don't find the cocaine, yuck yuck!"
It was fun watching his "friends" try to get him to shut up.  They
weren't gentle.

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Steve Smith                                           sgs at aginc.net
Agincourt Computing                            http://www.aginc.net
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immane mittam."