Date: Thu, 07 Mar 2002 17:12:09 -0500
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>, WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
From: Elizabeth Celeste <elizceleste at mindspring.com>
Subject: [WSFA] How not to spend a sick day
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

I called in sick to work this morning.

Lucky me, it's a beautiful day.

So I decided to move the furniture in my bedroom around. My bed was
carefully jammed  into a corner.

Now it's jammed into another corner.

But I found out some magical things-

Under my bed were about 40 socks.
Not a one matching.  Apparently Dachshunds are directly related to under
pants gnomes.

And that was the hiding space for about 20 stray books, and most of my
missing backissues of Vanity Fair.

Apparently the dog has also learned to read.

Elizabeth, who has to have all this spring cleaning done for the most
Anti-Fannish event, The Oscars.