Date: Tue, 02 Apr 2002 17:04:11 -0500
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
From: Candy Madigan <candymadigan at mindspring.com>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: How to kill Yahoo spam
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

At 10:05 PM 04/01/2002 -0500, you wrote:
>Candy Madigan <candymadigan at mindspring.com> wrote:
> > BTW - I am suddenly getting e-mails from total strangers trying to
> > sell me stuff, and until recently (i.e., we started the WSFA list) I
> > wasn't getting it.  I don't know if there is a correlation or not,
> > but it is an observation.
>
>I confess.  I sold all WSFA email addresses to an email marketing firm.

*snerk!*

>So that they'll continue to do business with me, please give money
>to everyone who spams^W sends you once-in-a-lifetime ground floor
>business opportunities.  You really can turn $5 into $50,000 in six
>weeks.  I know it because I read it somewhere.  And you really do want
>to see pictures of naked celebrities.  I've heard that some of those
>pictures are real, and not just a celebrity's head pasted on a Playboy
>centerfold.

LOL!

>The best deal of all is to invest in a copy of "stealth" email
>marketing software, a list of two hundred million "opt in" opportunity
>seeker email addresses, and a list of a dozen made-up laws which
>explain why your email can't be considered spam.  (That's right, if
>the recipient considers your email spam, he can go to jail!)  That
>leaves only the question of what to market using this powerful
>wealth-building tool.  I recommend selling pirated copies of that
>software and that list, just as most of its buyers do.
>
>But wait!  That's not all!  Act now, and you get an additional list
>of forty angry and threatening messages suitable for sending to the
>anti-spammers^W anti-commerce radicals who will promptly get your
>account closed down.  Threaten them with lawsuits, and with grave
>bodily harm!  Explain that they were on an "opt-in" list, and if they
>don't know this they're idiots!  Insist that they couldn't possibly
>have traced you since you were using "stealth" software which forges
>your address, and relays all your messages of a school for the blind
>in Zamboanga!  Normally selling for $199.99, this list of forty angry
>and threatening messages is yours free if you act today.  Operators
>are standing by.  (We're too cheap to buy them chairs.)
>--

ROFL!

That's wonderful!

Candy