Date: Tue, 21 May 2002 09:54:49 -0400
From: "Michael Walsh" <MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu>
To: <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] More Clones
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

Paul Levinson's Top Ten Reasons To Like Clones:
http://www.locusmag.com/2002/Reviews/Levinson05_StarWars.html

 . . . and from last night's Letterman:

Top Ten Surprises In The New Star  Wars Film

10. Most of the action takes place on Planet Hollywood
  9. Jedis interrupting lightsaber battle to change double "A" batteries
  8. Jar Jar Binks is shot by enraged Robert Blake
  7. Obi-Wan wins the big dirty dancing contest
  6. A confused William Shatner keeps showing up looking for Spock
  5. Supreme Chancellor passes out after choking on a pretzel
  4. "The Force?" -- just a sinus headache
  3. All the time C3PO spends bitching about Spider-Man
  2. Usual Star Wars opening theme replaced with George Strait's "All My =
Ex's Live In Texas"
  1. Yoda has sex with a pie

mjw