Date: Thu, 30 May 2002 14:37:23 -0400
From: Ted White <tedwhite at compusnet.com>
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Michael J Revealed
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

Michael Walsh wrote:

> Yup, while y'all had BaltiCon, I had ConQuest.
> I will note that the ConQuest GoH was not in the same league as the
> BaltiCon GoHs.

How so?

> One thing we did determine at about 2am Monday in the Dead Dog Party was
> that if one were to Smooth without Tucker and without Beam's Choice, but
> with the pure intent of such, then whatever one was Smoothing with would
> become Beam's Choice through transubstantiation.  Such is how Truth is
> Revealed To All.

Many years ago I wandered into a convention party of more than a dozen people
who were "Smooth"ing.  "C'mon, Ted," they said, so I took a swig when the bottle
reached me -- and nearly choked.  It was *iced tea*.

"Transubstantiation" -- or wishful thinking?

--Ted White