Date: Thu, 30 May 2002 14:45:23 -0400
From: "Michael Walsh" <MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu>
To: <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Michael J Revealed
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

>
>Michael Walsh wrote:
>
>> Yup, while y'all had BaltiCon, I had ConQuest.
>> I will note that the ConQuest GoH was not in the same league as the
>> BaltiCon GoHs.
>
>How so?

Balticon GoHs were Mark Rogers & Phil Foglio
ConQuest had Connie Willis
(Other ConQuest guests were Frank & Laura Freas, Patrick & Teresa Nielsen =
Hayden, and Frank Robinson.)

>
>> One thing we did determine at about 2am Monday in the Dead Dog Party
>was
>> that if one were to Smooth without Tucker and without Beam's Choice, =
but
>> with the pure intent of such, then whatever one was Smoothing with =
would
>> become Beam's Choice through transubstantiation.  Such is how Truth is
>> Revealed To All.
>
>Many years ago I wandered into a convention party of more than a dozen
>people
>who were "Smooth"ing.  "C'mon, Ted," they said, so I took a swig when =
the
>bottle
>reached me -- and nearly choked.  It was *iced tea*.
>
>"Transubstantiation" -- or wishful thinking?

Thinking at 2am at a dead dog party <g>.

mjw

>
>--Ted White