Date: Fri, 31 May 2002 12:33:08 -0700 (PDT)
From: Cathy Green <dalek_cag at yahoo.com>
Subject: [WSFA] attack of the clones
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

Got this off another list.  Thought it might amuse.

WHAT WOMEN WANT IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE  (5/25/2002)
by Jon Springer

George Lucas' "How To Get a Gorgeous and Powerful
Female to Fall in Love With You in 10 Easy Steps"

1. (General personality) Be a whining, sniveling
little prick.

2. (Maturity) Throw temper tantrums when Obi-wan
doesn't let you "get your way." Say things like "He
doesn't understand me," or "He treats me like a kid,"
and "He's just jealous of me."

3. (Appearance/Grooming) Hair braide - like those
"tails" from the 80s.

4. (Moral Disposition) (a) Massacre an entire village
of men, women and children Tuskans (b) Explain to your
diplomat girlfriend how the Universe really needs an
all powerful despot who will rule with an iron fist.

5. (Physical Prowess) must be able to "tear the ears
off a Gundark"

6. (Humility) talk all the time about just how "great"
you are - how you will ultimately become THE MOST
POWERFUL JEDI in the entire galaxy!

7. (Charm) Talk about sand.

8. (Sweet Talk) "I've been in pain ever since we met"
- that one gets 'em every time.

9. (Intelligence) Suggest having a secret affair in
the midst of about 500 mindreading Jedis.

10. (Talent) Not a requirement.

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