Date: Thu, 20 Jun 2002 03:50:35 -0400 From: Ted White <tedwhite at compusnet.com> To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net> Subject: [WSFA] Re: Speel checkers? Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net> "Keith F. Lynch" wrote: > Ted White <tedwhite at compusnet.com> wrote: > > I suppose spammers are operating on the shotgun-approach philosophy > > that there is *bound* to be a few suckers among all those thousands > > of email addresses ... > > Thousands? Try tens of millions. > > > But I cannot imagine responding to *any* email offer spammed to me. > > Neither can 99.99999% of the recipients -- no exaggeration. Positive > response rates are about one in ten million. That's all it takes. > > > (Lately it's Viagra or some herbal wannabe, penis or breast > > enlargement and the perennial Work At Home/Make Big Money pitches. > > The casino pitches seem to have vanished.) > > About a third of what manages to evade my filters is from various > Nigerian former first ladies and generals. About once an hour, one > asks my assistance in recovering 30 million dollars or so, for which I > would receive about ten percent. All I need do is loan them the use > of my bank account. If I took them all up on it, and if they were all > telling the truth, I could be a billionaire by the end of the summer. > > Evidently a lot of people fall for it. I've heard this is now > Nigeria's largest industry. > > > I find it easy and effortless to hit the "delete" key. > > Literally effortless? You wouldn't mind if next year you have to do > it ten times as much? Or if the year after that, it's ten times as > much again? > > New Jersey fan Bill Wells receives over 100,000 spams a day. He's > only a little ahead of me on the spam meltdown curve. And I'm only > a little ahead of you. Exponential growth is a terrible thing. > > I think a fair punishment for spammers is for them to be jailed with > a keyboard, and released as soon as they press delete once for every > spam they ever caused to be sent. Some of them have sent so many > that they cannot complete this task in a normal lifetime. But they > blithely imposed it on the rest of us. Checking my "trash" -- which I deliberately haven't emptied for a couple of months, because I wanted to see how much spam I was getting, I find the following: I last emptied my "trash" in the middle of May -- around May 12th or 13th. But because so many spams are misdated, it's hard to be positive about that date. If I go by the dates on the spam, I've received a peak of just under two dozen in one day, and typically more like half a dozen. Since about May 13th I've received a total of 442. 36 of these are dated *1969*. One is dated 2000. 9 are dated 2001. I assume these early dates are designed to put them at the head of my queue -- where it's easy to notice and delete them. So they throw off my daily averages if I look only at specific dates. But overall, I averaged slightly less than 12 spam a day. (442 spam in 38 days.) I can live with that. It compares with a daily average of around 200 posts that I *read*. --Ted White