From: "Strong, Lee" <StrongL at MTMC.ARMY.MIL> To: "WSFAList (E-mail)" <WSFAList at keithlynch.net> Subject: [WSFA] FW: July 4th Special Message Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:00:10 -0400 Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net> -----Original Message----- From: Bill Cumberland [mailto:wwc3 at starpower.net] Sent: Monday, July 01, 2002 10:51 AM To: Lee Strong Subject: [WSFA] Fw: July 4th Special Message Subject: [WSFA] July 4th Special Message > > .....HELP FIGHT TERRORISM > President Bush has asked all Americans to unite together in a common cause > to root out terrorists hiding in our midst. > The Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman > who is not one's wife. Therefore, on Thursday, July 4, our FOURTH OF JULY, > at 2 PM EST, all American women who live in residential communities are > asked to appear in public completely naked for one hour to help weed out > terrorists. > Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist > effort. All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their > houses to prove that Americans believe it's OK to see other women nude. > Also, since Taliban disapprove of alcohol, men should display a cold > six-pack beside them as further proof of anti-Taliban sentiment. > Send names and addresses of non-participants in this public display of > female nudity and male beer drinking to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. > The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists > and applauds your efforts. > Please send this on to your fellow patriots to ensure 100% participation. > > _________________________________________________________________ >