Date: Fri, 25 Oct 2002 16:56:52 -0400
From: "Michael Walsh" <MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu>
To: <wsfalist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] found on usenet . . .
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

Hey, if it was on the internet, it must be true . . .right?

mjw

A Letter to help the failing airline industry

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S. W.
Washington DC 20591

Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim
religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all our
female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get
on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a
naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry
would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton