Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2004 13:55:45 -0500
From: "Michael Walsh" <MJW at mail.press.jhu.edu>
To: <wsfalist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] If the Democratic candidates were superheroes . . .
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

<http://www.weirdsmobile.com/b/archives/001973.html>

An excerpt:

Howard Dean
The strong and fearless front-runner of the Democratic field, Dean was a =
humble paperboy when a magical coin transported him to the Martial Arts =
planet of Zord, where he was trained by Master Fa-Lo-Wing in the secret =
fighting technique known as Zenn-Do before returning to Earth to battle =
the forces of evil. Dean adheres to the rules and philosophy of Martial =
Arts and is formidable in combat, wielding the Dragon Thunder Sword which =
he uses to summon his Dragon Force Elite Squad.