Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2004 04:18:23 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Keith F. Lynch" <kfl at KeithLynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Culinary voodoo idea
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

Eric Jablow <ejablow at cox.net> wrote:
> May i suggest Michael Moore Crunch instead?  You'll need lots of
> marshmallows, various nuts, and absinthe flavoring, since excessive
> consumption will cause madness.

A recent post in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup suggests an
Atkins-friendly recipe would be most appropriate:

  From: jganz at sailnow.com (Jonathan Ganz)
  Date: Wed, 14 Jul 2004 19:30:00 PDT

  Have you heard of the NO-CARB Diet for 2004?

  NO C-heney
  NO A-shcroft
  NO R-umsfeld
  NO B-ush

  and absolutely NO RICE!

I just got home.  On checking my records, I found that while I've
walked to the Gillilands many times, and I've walked *from* the
Gillilands many times, and I've biked the round trip many times, today
is actually the first time that I've ever *walked* the round trip.  A
total of just over twenty miles.  After eating perhaps 2000 calories
of peanuts, Pringles, carrots, voodoo gingerbread, and large chunks of
chocolate at WSFA, I figure I've just about broken even.

(I'm annoyed by Metro's "death spiral" of ever higher prices and ever
worse service, so I'm avoiding Metro whenever practical.)