Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 13:55:15 -0400
From: "Michael Walsh" <MJW at press.jhu.edu>
To: <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
Subject: [WSFA] S.U.V instructions . . .
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/?040802sh_shouts

It opens with:

Your new sport-utility vehicle (S.U.V.) should
automatically roll over in sharp turns and in
changes of direction. Important: Never open a door
during a rollover situation; contact with pavement
could cause paint scratches and scrapes, which are
not covered under your limited warranty.

mjw