Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:50:00 -0400 From: Jim Kling <jkling at nasw.org> To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org> Subject: [WSFA] Re: S.U.V instructions . . . Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org> This is quite amusing. Right on par with this comedy skit (http://www.fastanddirty.ca/audio.html) by a Toronto comedian that was pointed out to me after I ventured to my local Giant and discovered a package of 'Cock Flavored Soup Mix.' Michael Walsh wrote: >http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/?040802sh_shouts > >It opens with: > >Your new sport-utility vehicle (S.U.V.) should >automatically roll over in sharp turns and in >changes of direction. Important: Never open a door >during a rollover situation; contact with pavement >could cause paint scratches and scrapes, which are >not covered under your limited warranty. > >mjw > -- Jim Kling science writer Rockville, MD http://nasw.org/users/jkling