Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 10:32:02 -0500
From: thaughey <thaughey at acnet.net>
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Cheesecake
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

It would have come out better if you hadn't been listening to the
Kerryoke while baking it.  By the way, I think the recipe was a forged
document.  I just found on www.littlegreenfootballs.com that a documents
expert warned you against using it just before you put the cake in the
oven.  Did you get burned badly?  Just slice jalapenos and slather them
on the top of the cake and nobody will notice the forged recipe.  --Tom
Haughey

Madeleine Yeh wrote:

>    Hey isn't anyone going to offer me some sympathy?  I
>really put a lot of time into this.  You beat eight eggs
>one by one into a cake.
>      Madeleine
>On Wed, 15 Sep 2004 02:15:55 -0400
>  "Madeleine Yeh" <myeh at wap.org> wrote:
>
>>   I just finished baking a cheesecake.  Its cooling on
>>the kitchen counter as I write this.  I will bring it to
>>the next WSFA meeting so that you can all meet it.  This
>>cheesecake will be named "George Bush".
>>  Unfortunately I have to report that while very fine
>>ingredients have gone into George Bush, and while the
>>greatest of care was used in his creation, and while he
>>has a good lineage, coming from a well tested recipe in
>>a
>>most respected magazine; George Bush is completely
>>deeply
>>and unalterably cracked.  George Bush started out as a
>>high cake of great promise, but as he aged he crumpled
>>and
>>sagged and is now most undeniably cracked.
>>   A good facade could be used to improve his image, but
>>even sour cream and raspberries will not alter the
>>underlying truth; George Bush is cracked.
>>
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