From: "Madeleine Yeh" <myeh at wap.org>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: "Library offenders could go to jail "
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 17:57:04 -0500
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 16:49:43 -0500
  Colleen Cahill <ccah at earthlink.net> wrote:
> It's time for the Library Police!  Standing for quiet,
>literacy and the
> Dewey Decimal way, able to leap over a card catalog, its
>a book, its a
> record, its Super Librarian!
> Colleen
> (who is considering a career move, if they let me have a
>gun)
>

   This is actually a great step forward toward civility
and mercy.  Most librarians secretly desire to have those
who steal books from libraries and/or desecrate books;
hung, drawn, and quartered with their heads lining the
sidewalks to deter future offenders.
      Madeleine