Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 18:49:54 -0500 (EST) From: dicconf <dicconf at radix.net> To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org> Subject: [WSFA] Re: "Library offenders could go to jail " Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org> On Fri, 19 Nov 2004, Madeleine Yeh wrote: > On Fri, 19 Nov 2004 16:49:43 -0500 > Colleen Cahill <ccah at earthlink.net> wrote: > > It's time for the Library Police! Standing for quiet, > >literacy and the > > Dewey Decimal way, able to leap over a card catalog, its > >a book, its a > > record, its Super Librarian! > > Colleen > > (who is considering a career move, if they let me have a > >gun) > > This is actually a great step forward toward civility > and mercy. Most librarians secretly desire to have those > who steal books from libraries and/or desecrate books; > hung, drawn, and quartered with their heads lining the > sidewalks to deter future offenders. IIRC, the part about quartering was dropped from the model legislation because of complaints about defacing neighborhoods. -- Dick Eney