Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:50:48 -0500
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
From: "Mike B." <omni at omniphile.com>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Ship-Con and Camp-Con (was: Re: [WSFA] Re:  Balticon in 2006 - Hunt...
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

At 11:19 PM 3/14/05 EST, MarkLFischer at aol.com wrote:
>In a message dated 3/14/2005 10:47:41 PM Eastern Standard Time,
>omni at omniphile.com writes:
>
>>Such as?  (not that I was all that  serious to start with, but I'm
curious...
>
>The regulations involved in  operating a large vessel carrying passengers
for
>hire are daunting, which is the  primary reason you never see a US-flag
>cruise ship.

I figured it was for two bigger reasons: taxes and lawyers.

The regs may be duanting, but more than one company managed to survive them
profitably.

>Things  get somewhat easier if you're simply using the ship as a
>hotel barge, and  never carrying anyone but crew when shifting from port
to port.

Yep.  You've still got all sorts of international agreements to abide by
though, like filtering bilge water to avoid dumping oil, etc..

>You still  have the overhead of paying licensed crew, an awe-inspiring list
>of fees and  taxes, and upkeep on the vessel.  A boat is described as a
hole in
>the  water into which you pour money, a cruise ship is a yawning chasm into
>which you  pour a small country's defense budget.

Yep, but if you can keep the rooms rented, you still make a profit.  It's
not the cost of the operation that matters, it's the ratio of income to
outgo...

>>I've wondered for a while why there aren't more "camp-cons", where  you pick
>>some state park or private camp ground and just take over a  section for a
>>few days.  The SCA does that for things like the  Pensic Wars, and it's a
>>blast.
>
>That's an oversimplification, and Pennsic's a really bad example.  The  SCA
>has a ages-old and carefully-nurtured understanding with the Coopers  for
the
>use of their campground, and even local events usually make sure all
paperwork and permissions are in order before using public areas.

When I said, "take over" I was being a smartass.  I really meant "rent
according to the customary arrangements and with advance warning about the
activities planned"...but that was a lot more typing.

Markland had a couple of camping events I went to up northwest of Baltimore
many years ago.  It was a state park, and they just rented one of the
camping areas for the weekend.  Ended up costing about $5 a person for the
number of people we had, and for that we got about 10 acres of open space
and access to the local river (which supported both skinny dipping and
textile-compulsive bathing activities due to a nice bend and trees) as well
as use of the rustic, but functional shower/toilet facilities and nearby
parking lot (typical state park setups).  Camp fires weren't allowed, but
grills were fine if I remember right.  One guy brought a bunch of turkey
legs and charcoal and fed those who didn't want to cook for a couple of
bucks each...had a nice inviting sign: "Dead Burned Bird Parts" to attract
business.  Only had one injury all weekend that needed medical
assistance...a blacksmith using his own blade sliced his hand up pretty
well.  Really good at making sharp blades, really poor at making good grips
for them...

It would be a different kind of event, and wouldn't appeal to all fans, but
it might be fun and wouldn't cost much to run compared to renting a hotel
and setting up movie and other A/V equipment...but I'll leave comments on
that to those who've run a few conventions.  I've only been on one con-com
before, and I left all the hard stuff to the others (I did pre-reg and
treasurer and wrote the software to do the data entry and 5-digit zip
sorted labels for the mass mailing...and got my boss to let us use the
company computer (this was pre-PC days more or less...the home computers we
had at the time weren't up to the task).

>>>Permanent Floating RiotCon, anyone?
>
>>Your Niven is  showing...
>
>Damn, is it obvious?  I thought I had those pants  repaired....

Got to take them to a tailor with at least a partial name, not just the job
description, if you want the best work...

-- Mike B.

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