Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 13:50:31 -0500 (EST)
From: dicconf <dicconf at radix.net>
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Peach pits and dilithium crystals [was: Re: [WSFA] Re: Worldcon & Capclave]
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Mike B. wrote:

> How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Pick up by handle, swing vigorously around head, apply to target.  In the
absence of a handle, improvise one -- do not try to use the power cord.

-- Dick Eney