Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:08:49 -0500
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
From: "Mike B." <omni at omniphile.com>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Peach pits and dilithium crystals [was: Re: [WSFA] Re:  Worldcon & Capclave]
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

At 01:50 PM 3/21/05 -0500, dicconf wrote:
>
>On Mon, 21 Mar 2005, Mike B. wrote:
>
>> How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>
>Pick up by handle, swing vigorously around head, apply to target.  In the
>absence of a handle, improvise one -- do not try to use the power cord.

Why do I suddenly have a clear mental picture of you learning that rule?  ;-)

-- Mike B.

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