Date: Wed, 04 May 2005 16:21:58 -0400
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
From: "Mike B." <omni at omniphile.com>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: How's the blood preassure...?
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

At 11:42 AM 5/4/05 -0400, chuckdivine wrote:

>read on Saturday night.  So I put on SciFi and watched their "original"
>Saturday night flick.  It was "Alien Siege."  The movie was so bad it
>was stunning.  I wondered if they were planning to revive MST3K and were
>building up a stock of suitable material.

Maybe we could help them out by coming up with titles for more of their
"original" movies and shows?  I have some suggestions I swiped from a back
office at cheap future movies planning in Hollywood.  I know they aren't
all SF, but neither is all of the stuff the Sci-Fi channel puts on.  Here's
my list:

o The 5000 Fillings of Dr. Teeth
o It Came From Beneath Its Budget
o The Creature From The Dank Saloon
o The Day That Bert Stood Still
o Godzilla vs. Rodin
o Plan Nine From Outer Mongolia
o Paws
o Jason And The Granny Knots
o The Band That Time Forgot
o Edward Freezer Hands
o The King And Me
o The Sound Of Muslix
o The Road Worrier
o The Call of the Mild
o Tarzan of the McCoys
o Me Robot
o Cohen The Librarian
o Flirty Dancing
o Bob & Carol & Ted & Irving
o Chitty Chitty Boom Boom
o Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Bra
o My Big Fat Greek Husband
o Four Weddings And A Divorce
o Sky Captain and the World of TWA
o When Hairy Met Baldy
o Mission Improbable

I'm sure that if we just add numbers to end of various recent hit titles
we'd almost seem prescient too...

-- Mike B.