Subject: [WSFA] Re: How's the blood preassure...?
From: chuckdivine <chuck.divine at att.net>
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
Date: Wed, 04 May 2005 22:31:55 -0400
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

On Wed, 2005-05-04 at 16:21, Mike B. wrote:
> At 11:42 AM 5/4/05 -0400, chuckdivine wrote:
>
> >read on Saturday night.  So I put on SciFi and watched their "original"
> >Saturday night flick.  It was "Alien Siege."  The movie was so bad it
> >was stunning.  I wondered if they were planning to revive MST3K and were
> >building up a stock of suitable material.
>
> Maybe we could help them out by coming up with titles for more of their
> "original" movies and shows?  I have some suggestions I swiped from a back
> office at cheap future movies planning in Hollywood.  I know they aren't
> all SF, but neither is all of the stuff the Sci-Fi channel puts on.  Here's
> my list:
>
> o The 5000 Fillings of Dr. Teeth
> o It Came From Beneath Its Budget
> o The Creature From The Dank Saloon

Well, the White House Hash House Harriers are having their 1000th run
Saturday.  Send us a film crew and we have that one done!

> o The Day That Bert Stood Still
> o Godzilla vs. Rodin
> o Plan Nine From Outer Mongolia
> o Paws
> o Jason And The Granny Knots
> o The Band That Time Forgot
> o Edward Freezer Hands
> o The King And Me
> o The Sound Of Muslix
> o The Road Worrier
> o The Call of the Mild
> o Tarzan of the McCoys
> o Me Robot
> o Cohen The Librarian
> o Flirty Dancing
> o Bob & Carol & Ted & Irving
> o Chitty Chitty Boom Boom

Our beer truck is named Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.

> o Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Bra

A happy hash couple!!!!

> o My Big Fat Greek Husband
> o Four Weddings And A Divorce
> o Sky Captain and the World of TWA
> o When Hairy Met Baldy
> o Mission Improbable
>
> I'm sure that if we just add numbers to end of various recent hit titles
> we'd almost seem prescient too...

You forgot that American Movie Classic "The Last Days of Planet Earth."
It was a Japanese "SF" flick dubbed into English and shown on AMC!

Best,

Chuck Divine

>
> -- Mike B.
>