Date: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:30:07 -0400
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
From: Elspeth Kovar <ekovar at worldnet.att.net>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Take that Darth Vader, thwack! , was  Sith and
  before

At 03:59 PM 6/17/2005, Mike B. wrote:
>At 09:00 AM 6/17/05 -0400, Elspeth Kovar wrote:
> >At 07:29 AM 6/17/2005, MarkLFischer at aol.com wrote:
> >
> >>Should I bring the inflatable pool to a meeting so y'all can  mudwrestle?
> >
> >I dunno.  If I recall correctly Mike's about 6'6"; we're dealing with brawn
> >vs. brain and need to come up with something where the odds are more
> >even.
>
>Are you saying I'm stupid?  Wanna see my SATs?

<A very large sigh.>

No, Mike.  I was making what is commonly referred to as a joke: in a
mudwrestling contest all you'd have to do is slip and fall on someone and
they'd drown.

And no, several decades after taking them I remember neither my SATs nor my
LSATs except that my friends who did decide to go on to law school were
pretty annoyed with me when our scores arrived.  We've all done a lot of
things in the mumble years since then.

> >Besides, even with an inflatable pool mud would splash and if we
> >make a mess WSFA has to pay the cleaning costs.  Maybe . . . no, can that
> >idea before it goes anywhere.  Working on conventions has seriously warped
> >my sense of humor.
>
>I don't think I need to call the psychic hotline to guess that what you
>were thinking of was...green?  Lime flavored maybe?  :-)

Worse.  And, speaking as a hotel wonk, it wouldn't risk damage to property
or work for housekeeping.

Elspeth