Date: Fri, 21 Oct 2005 16:48:53 -0400
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>, <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
From: "Mike B." <omni at omniphile.com>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Trees... forest....
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

At 04:19 PM 10/21/2005 -0400, Michael Walsh wrote:
>> omni at omniphile.com 10/21/2005 3:53:16 PM >>>
>>At 03:23 PM 10/21/2005 -0400, Michael Walsh wrote:
>>>I can smof quite well from behind my table(s) of books. <g>
>>>
>>>mjw
>>
>>You couldn't find a lighter disguise?
>>
>>What does the "S" in "SMOF" stand for again?  ;-)
>
>Secret.
>Now your brain will have to be erased.

I *know* what it stands for...I guess maybe some "closed captioning" was
needed for that one...or maybe you just needed to hear Kathleen Madigan on
the XM Laugh channel doing her bit about being on an airliner sitting next
to a guy who spontaneously offered that he was a secret agent.  Her
response was, "Well, Sparky, you don't suppose it might be smart to keep
that bit of information to yourself?"  (or something close to that).

Her response to the Canadian official who informed her of the $15 "exit
tax" she'd have to pay before she could leave Canada was good too: "You
have *seriously* low-balled yourself there...I'd pay $50,000 to get out of
this frozen hell.  Have you seen the drifts out there?  Or realize that
it's 50 below zero?  Take what you like, just let me onto that plane!"
There was more, but you get the idea.

-- Mike B.
--
I have Carpel Brain Syndrome.