From: "Ernest Lilley" <elilley at mindspring.com>
To: "'WSFA members'" <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>
Subject: [WSFA] Ferdinand Feghoot Panel
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 00:02:29 -0400
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at WSFA.org>

This year we had a "we like short shorts panel", maybe someday we should
have a "Untold Tales of Ferdinand Feghoot" one...where we read submissions
and measure moans...

For fans blissfully unaware of the legendary FF...

Here's a pretty good piece on it:
http://www.dowse.com/articles/Feghoot-article.html

Ernest Lilley

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email: elilley at mindspring.com

-----Original Message-----
From: dicconf [mailto:dicconf at radix.net]
Sent: Sunday, October 23, 2005 9:08 PM
To: WSFA members
Subject: [WSFA] Re: return to our sheep

On Sun, 23 Oct 2005, Ernest Lilley wrote:

> Revolting Sheep
> Meanwhile, back at the pasture...
>
> "Return to out battering ram?" He said, sheepishly. "How will that make it
> so that us sheep may safely graze?"
>
> "So...ewe think that lying down with the lion(1) and the lamb will lead to
> greener pastures? Ewe're willing to put your faith in the shepherd and
that
> mangy dog that's always barking at us? Well, you may call yourself sheep
and
> be proud of it, but I'm mutton, through and through. It's been said that
If
> 'An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a
> sheep.'"
>
> "Baaah. You're no lion." Replied the sheep. "Stop bleating your own horn
> already. "Without a shepherd, sheep are not a flock."
>
> "Could we get back to lying down with a lion part?" Cooed a Ewe in the
back.
>
> "Well, it's true that 'there was never a scabby sheep in a flock that
didn't
> like to have a comrade.'" Piped in the aged and affable Paddy. "I don't
> think that was supposed to mean comrade in arms though."
>
> "Sheepdip. You old fart. I say, cry havoc and loose the sheep of war!"
>
> "All this talk of battering rams and fighting makes me think we should
> beware of false prophets which come to you us sheep's clothing, but
inwardly
> they are ravening wolves." Petitioned Paddy pedantically.

Ferdinand Feghoot would be proud of you.

-- Dick Eney