Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:36:07 -0500
To: WSFA List <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
From: "Mike B." <omni at omniphile.com>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Badonkadonk
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at KeithLynch.net>

At 3/20/2006 06:54 PM, Steve Smith wrote:
>You really *can* buy anything on the Internet:
>
><http://tinyurl.com/qfz54>

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6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
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400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.]
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Let's see...5 passengers, 400 watt sound...all powered by a 6hp motor?  I'm
picturing an acceleration rate that can be measured with a calendar, and
the 40mph top speed being off a cliff...

I also don't find this hard to believe either:

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I bet we could build a 'donk ourselves that would beat the snot out of this
overpriced paperweight.  Maybe start with an old Ford Pinto?  That way we
could skip the guns and just threaten to back into our enemies at high
speed.  I can supply a welder or two...when do we start?

-- Mike B.
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"I have not yet begun to fight."  -- John Paul Jones