Date: Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:26:40 -0400
From: "Michael Walsh" <MJW at press.jhu.edu>
To: <wsfalist at keithlynch.net>,<wsfa-forum at yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [WSFA] Weather for today...
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at KeithLynch.net>

from the Washington Post Style section....

URGENT WEATHER MESSAGE

STYLE WEATHER SERVICE
BALTIMORE MD/WASHINGTON DC
1140 PM EDT TUE AUG 1 2006

...EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM EDT THURSDAY...

VERY HOT CONTINENTAL AIR MASS FROM THE PLAINS WILL CONTINUE TO BUILD
SLOWLY TO THE EAST ...EXPECT CONDITIONS TO BE HOT.  DAMN HOT.  JUNGLE
HOT.  SATAN-IN-A-SPEEDO HOT.  ANGRY-GOD HOT.  PETS MAY OPENLY CURSE.
PEDESTRIANS MAY COMBUST. HAVE A NICE DAY.

<http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/01/AR2006080101660.html>

Stolen from a posting by Mike Nelson on another list....