Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:37:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: Michael Nelson <nelson_mr at yahoo.com>
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Funny Money
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at KeithLynch.net>

> --- "Mike B." <omni at omniphile.com> wrote:
>
> > Are we switching to Monopoly money, like the Europeans use?  What's
> > wrong
> > with good old "greenbacks"??

Whoops, should have replied like this today:

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild th' U.S. currency. We be havin' th'
technology. We be havin' th' capability t' build th' world`s first
bionic Benjamin. Better than 't be before. Better, stronger, faster."

We be havin' shiny new presses that use th' dry offset printin' process
t' print shiny new currency. As we learn how t' use all th' bells &
whistles o' these new presses, we be designin' more colorful (an'
hopefully more secure) currency.

But, lookin' at th' new $5 an' $100 designs, I think they forgot t'
include a graphic artist on th' design committee. Images, security
features, text, etc. jus' crammed whererethey could find room.

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