Date: Thu, 19 May 2011 23:07:14 -0400 From: "Mike B." <yahoo at omniphile.com> To: WSFA Official List <wsfa-forum at yahoogroups.com>, WSFA members <WSFAlist at KeithLynch.net> Subject: [WSFA] Re: Breaking News From The CDC Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at KeithLynch.net> On 5/19/2011 10:53 PM, Madeleine Yeh wrote: > On Thu, 19 May 2011 21:14:02 -0400 > "Mike B." <yahoo at omniphile.com> wrote: >> On 5/19/2011 6:52 PM, Madeleine Yeh wrote: >>> Yes but that stuff is heavy! The CDC's zombie and >>> other disaster kit is suppose to keep you alive while you >>> run away. >> >> To where? > > I was thinking of an island off Maine. The zombies could wade into the > water and get eaten by the lobsters. Organic control all the way! > Or perhaps I could try to get the zombies to follow me into a Florida > swamp. Alligators eat carrion. > What about looking for a farm? Try to let the zombies get nibbled to > pieces by ducks, or pigs? Or lure them into the Capitol Building, where they'll just starve... -- Mike B. -- Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed regularly AND for much the same reasons.