Date: Fri, 20 May 2011 07:26:47 -0400
From: mark <whitroth at 5-cent.us>
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at KeithLynch.net>
CC: wsfa-forum at yahoogroups.com
Subject: [WSFA] Re: [wsfa-forum] Breaking News From The CDC
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at KeithLynch.net>

Madeleine Yeh wrote:
> On Thu, 19 May 2011 21:14:02 -0400
>   "Mike B." <yahoo at omniphile.com> wrote:
>> On 5/19/2011 6:52 PM, Madeleine Yeh wrote:
>>>     Yes but that stuff is heavy!  The CDC's zombie and
>>> other disaster kit is suppose to keep you alive while
>>> you
>>> run away.
>> To where?
>
>    I was thinking of an island off Maine.  The zombies
> could wade into the water and get eaten by the lobsters.
>   Organic control all  the way!
>    Or perhaps I could try to get the zombies to follow me
> into a Florida swamp.   Alligators eat carrion.

At the very least, it will cut down the number of zombies after you -
the airlines don't allow more than two carrion....

>    What about looking for a farm?  Try to let the zombies
> get nibbled to pieces by ducks, or pigs?

What, the geese around here won't eat 'em?

mark
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