Date: Wed, 3 Dec 2014 09:51:29 -0500 Subject: [WSFA] "Feghoot Contest in the Washington Post" From: Michael Walsh <walshmichaelj at gmail.com> To: WSFA Official List <wsfa-forum at yahoogroups.com>, WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net> Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at KeithLynch.net> In case you have never encountered a Feghoot .... In 2778, Ferdinand Feghoot landed on Dallas XIX, a previously unknown planet. He and his crew were immediately seized by the natives, trussed, and carried to a nearby veterinary hospital for investigation. Lying there in the operating theater, the horrified crew saw a Dallasian nine feet high towering over their captain. He (the Dallasian) was as shaggy as a Kodiak bear. From the crown of his mushroom-shaped head grew a hand-like appendage holding a huge hypodermic full of fuming green fluids. They started to scream out a warning. But they suddenly stopped. Their captain had chuckled! They stared at him open-mouthed. He grinned back. "No need to get scared, " said Ferdinand Feghoot. "It's just a furry with a syringe on top." Now to the article .... http://file770.com/?p=19926 mjw