From: "lee gilliland" <leeandalexis at hotmail.com>
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Re: How I Spent my Summer Vaca^W^W Weekend
Date: Tue, 05 Mar 2002 07:56:30 -0500
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

Perhaps instead of going ahead and filling up our little chat circle, Keith,
you might want to consider starting a web zine for those who would be
interested in reading these essays and life descriptions uninterrupted by
other things, as we usually keep the stuff on the circle fairly short.

----Original Message Follows----
From: "Keith F. Lynch" <kfl at keithlynch.net>
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] How I Spent my Summer Vaca^W^W Weekend
Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 02:15:28 -0500 (EST)

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of a message.

How I Spent my Summer Vaca^W^W Weekend, by Keith Lynch

The weekend started with Friday's WSFA meeting.  I left my apartment
on foot at 5:45, intending to reach the Gillilands' at 8:30.  I
arrived at 8:27.  (I wasn't wearing a watch, but I walk at a
consistent pace.)  I brought a large bag of pistachios, which a WSFAn
mis-identified as a pineapple.  Since Lee had insisted, I made sure
none were left by the end of the evening.  I didn't mind eating a lot,
since I knew I might not get a chance to eat again for a while.

Lee announced that the promised tickets and posters for the upcoming
SF movie had not arrived, but that she'd be holding a theater
get-together "here" (clarified to "Skyline") next Saturday anyhow.
If you're reading this too late to attend, the name of the movie
describes what you'd need to get there on time.

I announced that I would host fifth Friday this month.  I don't
know if very many people will attend, since it conflicts with both
Christian and Jewish holidays.  Maybe with Pagan and Muslim as well,
I don't know.  John Pomeranz asked me, when I provide directions, to
provide car directions too.  I thanked him for reminding me that not
only is my apartment Metro accessible, but also fully road accessible
as well.

I also announced my unusual work situation.  My employer is the least
Dilbertish place I've ever worked.  Unfortunately, it turns out it's
too un-Dilbertish.  Since there's no marketing department, our list of
clients (hospitals) has steadily shrunk since the company was founded.
(The boss founded the company by purchasing the software product and
client list from his previous employer.)  I am the last remaining
employee.  We still have obligations to the remaining clients, but not
enough income to keep an office open, *or* to pay me, much less both.
I turned down the boss's offer to sell me the business, since the
debts exceeded the assets, and there was little prospect of this
situation changing.  Instead, I am now working from home, with part
of my salary paid as money (more than enough to pay the rent without
dipping into savings), and part as computer hardware, including a
brace of VAXen, three VT420s (one of which had already been at my
home), several modems, routers, hubs, DELNIs, servers, and an Alpha.
The VAXen and Alpha are all running VMS and MUMPS.  My home remains
a Microsoft-free zone.  I've networked everything together, and look
forward to showing it off during fifth Friday.

I also announced the then-upcoming weekend events described in the
rest of this message, this email list (for those who didn't hear that
announcement at third Friday in February), and the presence of two new
attendees, who then introduced themselves.  Of the two, 98% (plus or
minus 3%) work for the Census Bureau.

I asked them whether I would be counted as employed or not.  They
explained that nobody is unemployed unless they're collecting
unemployment.  So by that standard, I've never been unemployed in my
life.  I didn't ask them what level of education I'd be officially
listed as having.  (When I donate blood, I drive the Red Cross people
to distraction when they ask me my education level, and I say, "Well,
none of those choices apply.  Let me explain..."  They usually end up
putting down "refused to answer.")

Lee clarified that the 50 cent penalty for saying Disclave when you
meant Capclave was voluntary.

But the highlight of the meeting was Elspeth's announcement about the
Disclave^W Capclave hotel situation.  Her announcement completely
ruined my plans for an April Fool's WSFA Journal article in which
Lance signs a ten year contract with a hotel in Gdansk, in which a
screwup in exchange rate results in our being obligated to pay, not
600,000 Zlotys per room night (about $30) but 600,000 Euros (about
half a million dollars).  But perhaps there's still hope for my
article, as she pointed out that placing her announcement on our
website, or posting it to newsgroups could derail the current not-
yet-signed contract.

After the meeting, I walked to the Ballston Metro station.  Bill
Squire walked along with me.  He didn't want to go all the way back to
Maryland, so once again I offered him crash space in my apartment near
the Dunn Loring station.  We stayed up talking until about 4:30 am.
I also showed him my new computer equipment, but the thing he seemed
most impressed by was a web site that gave the weather forecast.  I
promised to email him its URL (http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/
findweather/getForecast?query=22180).  (Replace 22180 with your zip
code.)

Saturday morning, we both took the Metro to Rosslyn.  I wanted to go
to the antiquarian book fair, and he wanted to go to the Newseum,
which he told me was closing for four years for relocation to DC that
weekend.  Both were very close to the Rosslyn Metro station.  I went
to the Newseum with him, mostly to show him where it is, and what some
of the highlights are, since I had been there before and he hadn't.
We soon managed to lose each other in the very heavy crowds, so I went
to the book fair.  I had a 150 year old book of my mother's with me
which she asked me to get appraised.  It turns out that if it had been
a first printing of a first edition it would have been worth many
thousands of dollars, if the binding had been in good condition,
and if it that binding had been the original binding rather than a
rebinding from sometime around the 1880s.  As it is, it's worth about
the same as a new hardback book.

The oldest thing I saw for sale was a Bible from the 1500s.  The
newest (other than books and magazines about collecting old books)
was from 2000.  Yes, 2000 is apparently already antiquarian by some
people's standards.  Feeling old yet?

The most expensive items were from the 20th century, and were first
printings of first editions of first books by authors who later became
famous.  For instance $75,000 for a book by William Faulkner, not even
autographed.  I could have gotten a beautiful 400 year old immense
full-color world map for less than a quarter of that.

Just like last year, I ran into the man who had hired me for my first
job.  Years ago he got out of the computer business, and started
working full time buying and selling antique children's books.
This year, unlike last year, he recognized me.  That first job
had also been in Rosslyn, just two buildings over.

I noticed two people were selling old SF books and magazines.  And
doing so for wildly inflated prices.  I told them I knew where they
could buy such books and magazines for much less.  I got their
business cards, and I will be sending them information on a certain
local convention.

After the event closed for the day, I hung out in the hotel lobby for
a while, chatting with others who were there for the fair.  We got to
talking about SF conventions.  One of them mentioned having seen such
such a convention in a hotel they happened to be in "about 15 years
ago".  Further questioning proved to my satisfaction that it was
Disclave 1982 they were remembering.

I then rode Metro to the far end of the Orange Line, to a station best
known among most of us for its proximity to several later Disclaves,
including the very last one.  I then hung out for a half hour in the
adjacent Amtrak station, before starting my 90 minute walk to Chuck
Divine's procrastinator's New Year's Eve party in Seabrook.  My walk
took me right by the notorious convention hotel, which I discovered to
my surprise had the exact same name as last year.  The weather helped
me get into the right frame of mind for reminiscing about the final
Disclave, as it was pouring rain.  Fortunately, I had seen the
forecast online, so I had an umbrella with me, and the two books I was
carrying were double bagged.  The antique book was triple-bagged.

The other book?  Stirling's latest, _Peshewar Lancers_, an alternate
history set in the 2020s in a world where a comet struck in the 1870s
killing most people in the northern hemisphere either through direct
effects or through "nuclear winter" and the resulting years of total
crop failures.  The good guys are the British in India, and the
bad guys are the Afghans and some cannibalistic devil-worshipping
Russians.  I borrowed it from my brother, who had borrowed it from
the library.

I was about to chide Chuck for not emailing me about last month's
party, as a result of which I missed it since I couldn't remember
the details from his announcement at a WSFA meeting.  But then I
remembered that it was a meeting for prospective Mensans, and the
fact that I couldn't remember without a written reminder shows that
I wouldn't qualify for Mensa.

Most of the 20 or so people at Chuck's party were Mensans.  The only
WSFAns besides Chuck and I were Eric and the Gillilands.

At one point we were discussing the earliest photographs, some of
which were of Revolutionary War veterans.  This soon turned to a
discussion of why none of them smiled, and from there to dentistry,
dentures made of animal teeth, and the idea of using all parts of an
animal, and what they're used for.  Lee said that tusks are phallic.
I told her she was just suffering from pianist envy.

Eric drove me home, since Vienna is on the way to Herndon, and since
this allowed me to stay at Chuck's past the time I would have had to
leave to catch the last train.

On Sunday morning I walked to the "Vienna" Winterfest, an annual
hamfest (flea market of old and new electronics and related stuff) run
by a local amateur radio club called the Vienna Wireless Society.  It
is the annual event I've been attending for the longest time, as I was
at the first one 28 years ago, and have only missed two since then.
Their web site claims this is the 26th, so they seem to have lost
track.  I'm not sure they have any members in common with when I was
active in the club in the 1970s.  Perhaps because most of the members
then were very elderly.  One had gotten started in ham radio in 1912.

Unfortunately, they moved Winterfest from Vienna to Annandale four
years ago.  I would have biked rather than walked, except that I don't
like to bike in the rain.  By getting up at 9:00, I got out the door
at 9:30, and arrived there at 11:30.  This gave me time for one
thorough walk-through before most vendors packed up at about 12:30.
It seems those things end earlier every year.

I saw WSFAn Evan Phillips there.  I also saw Pat Bahn, who said he was
there only because of the reminder I emailed him Saturday night.  I
asked Pat if he could give me a ride home if I purchased a UPS, which
I needed for my new computer equipment at home.  UPSs are far too
heavy to hand-carry very far.  He agreed to do so if I didn't mind
accompanying him to the Newseum first.

(History repeats itself.  Last year we also met at the Winterfest, and
I also purchased a UPS (for other computer equipment of mine), and he
also drove it to my apartment.)

But first, we attended a talk at the Winterfest by Mike Martin of
PEPCO on radio interference, which he's in charge of tracking down
and eliminating.  Unlike his talk on the same subject earlier that
day, before Pat or I had arrived, which had been attended by about
40 people, there were only about a dozen people left.  So instead
of a formal talk we had more of a round-table discussion.  Complete
with a genuine round table.  He enthralled us with his tales of how
his hard hat saved his life when a Verizon lag bolt fell off a pole.
And how a nail almost but not quite touching aluminum siding can
cause terrible TV interference.  And how certain kinds of static
are warning signs that you'll have a major house fire if you don't
take prompt action.

Pat drove me to Rosslyn, and then spent more time looking for a
parking space than it took to drive there.  He told me he had tried
going to the Newseum Saturday afternoon, but had to wait an hour for a
ticket, and then found the place intolerably crowded.  (He had been
there about an hour after I left on Saturday.  I later learned that my
brother had also been there at about the same time.)

There were no tickets required then (nor had there been early Saturday
afternoon), and it was less crowded, and we had a chance to see almost
everything.  Including the September 11th exhibit, and the wall
containing copies of front pages of newspapers from all over the
world -- all of them today's edition, which is a neat trick.

At about 3:30 the fire alarm went off, so we went outside.  I pointed
out that there were outdoor exhibits, so we looked at those until the
all clear.  While looking at those, we met WSFAn Thierry Barston.

As the 5 pm final closing time approached, we got in line for the last
showing of the last (short) movie in the big theater under the dome.
We chatted with a woman next to us in line, Ann Rauscher, who said she
worked for the museum.

We were amused by the movie telling us how best to tour the rest of
the museum, since there would be no more such tours at that facility.

After the movie, we chatted with her some more.  Pat and I both
noticed she wasn't wearing a ring.

Pat drove me home, and I showed him my new computer equipment, and
loaned him several books, including Stephenson's _Cryptonimicon_,
Shenck's _Actual Innocence_, and a looseleaf notebook containing
material about Voyager 2's encounter with Uranus.  I had found the
notebook at a library used book sale a few years ago.

Pat told me that he had taken Amtrak several times recently, and never
been asked for ID.  I told him that I had been in the New Carrollton
Amtrak station last night, and had noticed a sign warning that ID was
required when buying tickets or checking luggage.  And that I had
asked both the employees on duty whether this sign meant that once the
tickets are bought (perhaps through a machine, or by another person),
whether a person with no checked luggage can travel with no ID.  They
had both been quite emphatic that despite the phrasing of the sign,
every traveller has to have a government issued picture ID on them at
all times.  I don't know what to believe.  The Worldcon is still about
as far in the future as September 11th is in the past, so perhaps some
of the mindless hysteria and panic will have dissipated by then.

I had time for only a few more pages of the Stirling book before it
was time for the dinner I had scheduled with my brother, who lives
nearby in Vienna.  I read the last few pages of the book during that
dinner, before returning it to him so he could return it to the
library where it's due before the next time I'll be seeing him.  That
dinner was the only food I had had all weekend other than at the WSFA
meeting and Chuck's party.

I noticed a copy of Sunday's Northern Virginia Journal, which had a
story on the closing of the Newseum, and which quoted Ann Rauscher on
the front page.

Then I went home, and after a few short hours online, went promptly to
bed shortly before sunrise, and got up bright and early first thing on
Monday afternoon.
--
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