Date: Thu, 21 Mar 2002 01:00:24 -0500 (EST)
From: "Keith F. Lynch" <kfl at keithlynch.net>
To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>
Subject: [WSFA] Fwd: [rec.humor.funny] Solutions for hijackings
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: bruce at pennypacker.org (Bruce Pennypacker)
Subject: [WSFA] Solutions for hijackings
Date: Wed, 20 Mar 2002 19:30:00 PST

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet.  Since men of
the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should
replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.  Muslims
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman,
and of course, every business man in this country would start flying
again in hopes of seeing a naked woman.  We would have no more
hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress and George Bush think of this?

Sincerely
Bill Clinton
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