Date: Sun, 24 Mar 2002 16:58:08 -0500 (EST)
From: "Keith F. Lynch" <kfl at keithlynch.net>
To: WSFAlist at keithlynch.net
Subject: [WSFA] Re: Fifth Friday
Reply-To: WSFA members <WSFAlist at keithlynch.net>

Although I've lived here for 23 years, and I've been going to WSFA's
cons for 22 years, and WSFA meetings for 5 years, this is the first
time I will have ever had you over here.  So I guess I had better
post my...

HOUSE RULES:

1. No fighting.  Wall-board isn't very strong, and some of my heavier
   books are likely to go right through it if thrown hard.  This might
   annoy the neighbors.  Also, both Pepsi and blood are difficult to
   get out of carpets, so please don't smash anyone in the head with a
   bottle of Pepsi.  Or Coke, either.  My pipe wrench and my kitchen
   knife are strictly off-limits, unless you have a peaceful use for
   them.

2. Have a good time.  If you insist on being angry, depressed, or
   vengeful, please do it elsewhere.  Arguments are allowed, but only
   if they remain friendly.

6. There is no rule six.
--
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